allmydreams's Diaryland Diary

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KITTY KITTY KITTY!!!

dear readers: please note that this entry was written yesterday at approx. 4:00pm, but diaryland was being a bitch.

oh and ps: "audition" is the most disturbing movie ever!!!

1. name: cat [herine briggs carroll].

2. embarrassing nicknames: cocoslut, gerber baby, snowflake, bt...basically anything coined by raf/alika/garrett/dave/berto/etc.

3. birthday: 01.07.83

4. sign: capricorn.

5. do you actually read your horoscope? always..."your week in sex" on nerve.com, "brezsny's free will astrology" in the village voice, and the horoscopes in jane are my faves.

6. what is your dating status? single, casually dating, whatever.

7. are you ready? more than ever...

let�s start with questions about your likes and dislikes.

8. what is your favorite�

color? i have like a million. right now i think green crayon green (none of that hunter green or lime bullshit) is the best. i also enjoy violet, dark red hues, light blue, and light pink.

television show? my so-called life (rip), curb your enthusiasm, mr. show (rip), the simpsons, southpark, undressed (rip?), trading spaces....hmmm ok so maybe i like a lot of tv shows for someone who doesn't watch tv very often....

magazine? bust or jane. cosmo as a snack.

book? lolita.

movie? annie hall.

hobby? cleaning, sadly. but there are other things...mix cd making or sleeping for example...

CD? "i can hear the heart beating as one" by yo la tengo or "we're all in this alone" by the mendoza line are the best albums ever.

artist? huge fan of bob ross (rip).

subject? eh. in school? journalism or philosophy i guess? in general conversations? sex, i guess. hehe.

9. tell me about�.

your bedroom: mmm. it's pretty clean. i have huge mirrored closet doors next to my bed (kinky, i know). my bed is a big mess of rumpled blue sheets/pillows/comforter/carebear/etc. my bedside table has a lamp, my cd player, assorted cds, and happy meal toys on it. my desk has an alarm clock (so i actually get out of bed in the morning), a stylin' phone, my ibook and my ipod, a pic of my sibs, a cd tower, and a mexican candle from safeway on it. my laundry basket is quite full....there is a pipe/lighter sitting on the trunk at the foot of my bed. my bookcase is overflowing with books that i've (for the most part, anyway) actually read. my walls are covered with pictures/posters/what falls out of my brain.

your closet: i'm an organization nazi. my clothes are organized by sleeve length and fabric type heh. there are lots of crates holding misc. crap as well. oh yeah....and drawers. not very exciting, except for the fact that it has mirrored sliding doors.

your bathroom: features a maxim calender, a shower with no water pressure, various girlie fluffing products. you get the picture.

the rest of your living space: clean, since i've scared my roommates into not messing it up. however, our kitchen is usually littered with beer bottles, food, dirty dishes, etc. and our living room often hosts chem. engineering nerd gatherings.

your car: stupid red jetta that bears a license plate reading "CAT OO1."

10. now, let�s talk about sex�

when did you last have sex? eh obviously it's been a while.

give us some details. i don't remember. ok, it hasn't been THAT long, but why should i tell you the details??

who was it with? ditto.

were there kinky activities involved? doubtful.

how long have you known this person? GOD!

where did the activities take place? QUESTIONABLE!!!

do you watch porn? ehhh...just for research/cheap entertainment? i did get to go into one of those spank theatres for free on my nineteenth b-day though. we had to leave because we were distracting the skeevy guys with our laughter.

do you own sex toys? everyone knows about my spank bank heh.

11. on to music�

what was the last concert you attended? the sea and cake.

how much did you pay? um...$15 + hefty service charges?

was it worth it? yep, it was bad ass finally hanging out with matt again and running into evan. oh yeah, and it was cool drinking red wine and gin and tonic. heh.

who is your next concert featuring? possibly death cab for cutie tonight...but i dunno if the fox is open. ok it's closed...so, i guess pinback or the postal service or superdrag?

who are you wishing you could see? yo la tengo. lucky for me they're coming here this summer!

what CD is playing in your car? the promise ring or the dismemberment plan i think...but i usually stick to the oldies station or 1190.

what was your last CD purchase? hmmm, well, it was certainly not the last cd i obtained...but the new cat power is the last one i paid money for. the mix evan made me is the last cd i added to my collection, though.

12. how do you feel about the looming war with Iraq? well, it's on...i've recently tried to completely cut myself off from war-related news. it was bringing out my paranoid side, so now whenever i go to salon.com (which, mind you, is still like 80 times a day heh) i only read about pogo stick killers, etc. anyway, as a liberal youth of america, of course i don't want to go to war. and well, of course i'm completely uninformed. i just have the balls to say that i don't like the idea of war because i don't want people i know to get killed and i don't want to get bombed and i don't totally hate bush because even though he's sort of dumb it's not entirely his fault. and, as pablo said, "straight up, war is entertaining."

13. who should have more attention, Iraq or North Korea? eh, well, honestly the north korea situation scares me more.

14. what do you think of President Bush? see above. man, david sedaris was talking some funny shit about him earlier this year though.

15. who would you like to see run in 2004? your mom, obv.

16. are you registered to vote? nope. therefore any political criticism on my part would be pretty hypocritical, eh? though at least i can say the last presidential election took place exactly two months before i turned eighteen.

17. will you execute this right? next time. yeah.

18. what do you think of the Elizabeth Smart story? i'm pretty interested in the fact that reporters have barely touched on the fact that she's like insane now. i also think it brings up a lot of social class issues that aren't even being discussed.

19. who is responsible for September 11th? ok straight up anyone who tries to answer this question is probably full of shit.

20. smoking time.

do you smoke? not really.

what brand? p-funks if anything. well, dunhill lights when i'm feeling saucy.

matches or lighter? matches can be classy or ghetto depending on the situation, but i enjoy lighters for their convenience.

do you ever use a pipe or bong? one time adam and i were really desperate for cigs this summer so we smoked tobacco out of his dad's pipe.

do you put illegal items in the pipe or bong? on occasion. i hate bongs though.

how much do you average spending on smoking legal and illegal things monthly? ummm like nothing. even when i do get high, i'm 100% a scavenger.

21. tell us an embarrassing childhood memory. being obese? being anorexic shortly afterwards? heh i dunno. one time in pre-school i peed on the floor.

22. have you ever gotten into a wreck or gotten a speeding ticket? nevah evah (just two wrecks plus the guy-on-bike accident hehe).

23. do you have a calendar that you actually use? hmmm well there's the maxim calendar in my bathroom and i also have an edward gorey dayplanner, but i usually rely on my intuition to tell me what day it is heh.

24. food and drinking

what is your favorite food? brie, miso, broccolli, or gnocchi. but not together. and not neccessary in that order.

drink? i'm a recovering diet coke-a-holic, but i also enjoy coffee with one sweet and low, green tea, odwalla juice, etc.

alcoholic beverage? red wine (specifically black opal or element...or anything under $10) and beer (cheap: budweiser, yuppie: newcastle).

restaurant? old chicago's is full of good memories, but the food there is not my fave. mirror or the sunset grille or virago in nashville are all excellent though.

hole in the wall? eh okay i hate that phrase. rotier's in nashville i suppose?

drunk food? vending machine fare is choice for drunken binging.

fast food restaurant: subway is bomb diggity.

25. are you bored yet? obv. why do you think i'm filling this thing out?

26. who is your�.

best friend? eh i don't even know these days.

worst enemy? dana or gwen?

shopping partner? i hate shopping with people.

drunk dial? everyone in the world.

booty call? my pillow?

workout partner? rip and i used to do aikido together. but generally i hate working out with people too.

partner in crime? allison and i cause some scandals sometimes.

27. where do you work? what is your job there? seriously i have no job. i may, however, have a future as a telemarker hoh hoh hoh (in the words on raf/garrett/alika). my last job was as a camp counselor last summer. it ruled. oh yeah, also i am a student at cu-boulder.

28. what is the funniest thing you have done recently? okay i'm really losing steam here. i say dumb shit a lot. maybe leave pablo an insane message with raf and allison? while standing in my bathroom? really drunk?

29. what is the funniest thing you have seen recently? last saturday...raf, allison, and matt all more drunk than i have ever seen them before.

30. what are you wearing right now? a pink camisole with a rosebud on it and levis.

31. you are more than half way done, how do you feel about that? i dunno. how do you feel about that?

32. when was your last shopping excursion? What did you purchase? i went to target yesterday and bought mini cans of diet coke, grape juice, the new instyle, and neutrogena's pore refining mask.

33. can your program your VCR/DVD player? too bad my vcr is built into my super ghetto tv and probably doesn't have anything to program.

34. talk about your family. they're nuts and there are lots of them. end of story.

35. when was your last road trip? hmmm my bro and i drove here from nashville in august. we stopped in kansas to see the world's largest prairie dog :)

36. what made you and your best friend friends? uh well since i am not speaking to liz right now and only halfway speaking to rip, i'll come back to this one later.

37. what is the funniest thing someone has said recently? "..................." repeatedly (raf, in response to a pic of uh, someone).

38. what do you want right now? for the sun to shine, etc.

39. what is your bank account balance right now? in my checking account? probably around $300 right now. that's a lot for me. uh yeah i'm in college.

40. are you traveling at all this year? i'm going to nyc in may for sure, then possibly home/maine/chicago at the end of the summer. matt and i might road trip next week.

41. do you work out? talk about your workout routine. ehhhh.

42. do you drink? tell us some drinking stories. um basically they're all like "i got wasted, i puked everywhere, etc." though one time i fell on michael crace's brick steps and i still have a scar on my knee from the ordeal.

43. do you use AOL Instant Messenger? how many people are on your buddy list? how many do you actually talk to? straight up i'm an addict/like ten million/like fifteen of them.

44. what brand of �.. do you use?

shampoo? currently l'anza's be long...because, yeah, i want my hair to be...long. however, sitting in my shower there is some mop shampoo (i dig the packaging) and some garnier nutrisse shampoo (i alternate with this one hehe) as well.

conditioner? see above. i also really enjoy garnier nutrisse deep conditioning treatment and neutrogena overnight therapy. shampoo does not matter...conditioner is better!

shaving cream? kiss my face peaches and cream moisture shave. i'm unsatisfied with its non-lathering quality though. i'm going back to gillette.

razor? i'm a devout gillette venus user. i just got a new pink one.

deodorant? dove.

toothbrush? a yuppie ass phillipe starke thing.

toothpaste? i'm a crest kid. i just use the lame ass rejuvenating effects kind :)

hair spray, gel, mouse, wax, etc? not a fan of hard hair. i use a little bit of joico volumizing gel because it smells amazing. also a huge fan of bumble and bumble thickening spray.

45. pepsi or coke? coke, obv. diet, obv.

46. what do you do for fun? i hate it when i get asked that question...because though i inevitably always have a good time, i have no fucking clue what i do all day.

47. you are almost finished. how do you feel? i dunno. what am i going to do now? damn snow day.

48. do you take medication? what kinds and why? ovcon (birth control) so if i ever get laid i won't have babies if the condom breaks?

49. when was your last bitch fit? i dunno. i freak out anthropology-style sometimes, but i'm usually pretty mellow.

50. who is your secret love? yo mamma.

51. you are finished. how do you feel? sexxxxxcellent.

thoughts on ___ just saying, "i hope you realize it's really fucking impossible to get you out of my head":

NOT A FAN!

8:33 am - 2003-03-20

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